To: E. Cartman
I named my toilet mohammed and everything that passes that way. Normally I wouldn’t name my toilet, but for this special person, I have made an exception.
24 posted on
12/01/2007 6:22:32 PM PST by
doc1019
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: doc1019
Oh, and by the way, all my toilet paper is affectionately known as allah.
27 posted on
12/01/2007 6:24:29 PM PST by
doc1019
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: doc1019
I named my toilet mohammed
So did I. In fact, after taking Arabic next quarter in school, I will be able to write selected verses from the Koran on my toilet paper.
28 posted on
12/01/2007 6:24:50 PM PST by
G8 Diplomat
(Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
To: doc1019
I named my toilet mohammed and everything that passes that way. Normally I wouldn’t name my toilet I named mine John years ago. If the Johns of the world ever find out they may be offended.
30 posted on
12/01/2007 6:25:42 PM PST by
Graybeard58
( Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: doc1019
To: doc1019
Our new toilet points due east.
72 posted on
12/01/2007 8:27:10 PM PST by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: doc1019
I named my toilet mohammed and everything that passes that way. Normally I wouldn’t name my toilet, but for this special person, I have made an exception.
We could start calling it the Mo'. After all, we sometimes call it the commode, the second syllable of which is "-Mo-", which is also a nickname for Mohammed.
Excuse me, please. I need to go to "The Mo".
91 posted on
12/02/2007 8:07:09 AM PST by
E. Cartman
(Picking Bush-41 to be veep was Ronald Reagan's single biggest mistake...EVER.)
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