No treats, just tricks
Posted on 12/01/2007 5:59:31 PM PST by DogByte6RER
'We can't joke about the Prophet Mohammed'
By Blake Evans-Pritchard in Khartoum
Last Updated: 12:04am GMT 02/12/2007
You could have cut the air in the classroom with a knife. The students in front of me had frozen, their mouths open. Then one of my favourite students - a lovely, charming girl with a great sense of humour - said in a low, warning voice: “Teacher, we can’t joke about the Prophet Mohammed.”
I'd stay in Sudan if I could, says teddy teacher -
And at that moment I realised just how easy it would be to cross the boundaries of cultural acceptability in this sensitive country. We had been playing the simple parlour game, Consequences, in which a piece of paper is passed around the room, with everyone writing a different name, location or action in order to build up a simple story. The story would then be read out to the class.
Now there it was in black and white on the piece of paper in front of me, my get into jail card. The children had followed my instructions to the letter, but the consequence for me could have been disaster.
“The Prophet Mohammed met Rebecca Nyandang at a cinema,” it read. “She said to him: 'Hello’. He said to her: 'I want to buy a motorbike.’ And the consequence was: 'They never saw each other again’.”
The young man reading it out had got as far as Mohammed when the little girl stepped in and saved me. What was written on the rest of the sheet of paper remained my guilty secret.
Freshly arrived in Sudan, and pretty new to teaching, I couldn’t hide my acute embarrassment. But just as Gillian Gibbons found out this week, it does not have to be your fault. It was not me who wrote “Prophet Mohammed” on the piece of paper, just as it was not Gillian who named the teddy bear Mohammed.
As an English teacher in Khartoum, you have to be so careful and it is difficult not to reflect on the fate of Gillian and to think: “That could have been me.”
As my experience demonstrated, even those of us who have taken the time and effort to make sure we are well versed in the sensitivities of the Islamic faith can be caught out. I had thrown clothes out of my suitcase to make space in my suitcase for my extensive library of books about Islam and lugged it all the way from London, but that would not have saved me.
Like Gillian, I had simply been naïve in assuming that we could transpose a western concept into an alien culture without causing offence to their religion.
And I was not alone. Colleagues I chatted to this week agreed that the whole affair has more to do with Sudan than it does with Islam. “I have a lot of friends who are Muslim, and I did understand the Islamic culture before coming here, but I was not prepared for this,” one woman teacher told me.
She thought many Sudanese just have no idea about the rest of the world. “They tell you what to do, and they don’t listen to the views of anyone else,” she said.
For me, the past few days have really driven home that just having a general appreciation of Islam is not always enough to avoid causing offence.
Blake Evans Pritchard is a teacher in Khartoum.
I like the “do it yourself” version:
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Nice - a pixelated pig foot (though somewhat of an insult to peaceful pigs everywhere)!
No treats, just tricks
Because nobody likes jokes about jokes.
The mooselimbs should have a complex. They haven’t contributed anything positive to society for what, a thousand years?
In that region of the world, I don’t think its about religion any more. I think its more about a society totally devoid of any societal structure, completely lacking any sense of humanity or morality. It is a “Lord of the Flies” country where killing and torture have become nothing more than bizarre forms of entertainment.......
Good point.
I think I’ll name my next dog Muhammed.
“Mo, sit”
“Mo, roll over”
“Mo, fetch”
“Mo, good dog, here’s a pigs ear for a treat”
Yup. I like it.
I named my toilet mohammed and everything that passes that way. Normally I wouldn’t name my toilet, but for this special person, I have made an exception.We could start calling it the Mo'. After all, we sometimes call it the commode, the second syllable of which is "-Mo-", which is also a nickname for Mohammed.
Excuse me, please. I need to go to "The Mo".
Mo will be a bitch, right?
Haven’t decided. Could be a bitch. Maybe I’ll get a male and have him neutered.
LOL nice. I like the “Allah fubar.”
Heard an interview with a Sudanese last night on radio. He said the moslem arabs are in control and intend to wipe out the rest. Arab is an attitude rather than a race. Become moslem, become arab. If you merely become moslem without becoming arab you will be seen as a slave just like the Christians.
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When will people get it into their dense heads? There is no “moderate” death cult! It is a hateful, angry, violent, intolerant way of life!! There is no place for normal people in any country ruled by the death cult! Normal people should get out now.
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