Keep swinging Red, practice makes perfect!
One day when you become a Conservative it will come in handy...
Yours might be a case of classic projection. In any event, I am very confident and assured about my own conservatism as are all who know me. But I would never be so boorish to suggest you are not as good or as authentic a conservative as am I. Ronald Reagan conservatives have more class than that.
So suffice it to say, we will agree to disagree and you can have your brand of conservatism and I'll stick with mine, thanks.