Things I’ve only heard liberals say:
“I expect to be in therapy for the rest of my life.”
“Everyone should be seeing a mental health professional on a regular basis.”
“I felt very depressed for weeks after the election.”
“I’m in a bad situation, and there is nothing I can do to get out of it.”
Feel free to add a few.
Liberal speak... eeeks!!
“I still haven’t gotten over Bush win over Gore... Bush win over Kerry”
“My car still has Gore 2000 and Kerry/Edwards 2004 bumper stickers (although they’re a little faded) right along with all my other moonbat stickers”
“I’ve spent $$$$ trying to come to grips with these situations BUT nothing helps. My shrink suggested it might be the company I keep...”
Hmmmmm... I may file this one away for use a year from now.......