But he sounds so much like a Democrat:
Ask Dickie Scruggs about his upbringing, and he says, smiling, “We were so poor that if I hadn’t been a boy, I wouldn’t have had anything to play with.”
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,49449,00.html
LOL ..
I like my Father in-laws expression better.
We were so poor our Momma cut holes in our pockets so we had something to play with.