[Impugn]

The commercial I always hated was the one where a women is showing off her new watch her husband gave her, where she says, “it’s nice, but I was hoping for a Longines.” What a bitch!

Heh...very similar to Jonah Goldberg's objection to the Kay Jewelers series of commercials. Every kiss begins with Kay - I.O.W. you will only get some if you give her a shiny bauble.

Isn't that the definition of prostitution?

[dfwgator]

I.O.W. you will only get some if you give her a shiny bauble.

Yeah right, my wife would just scream, "HOW MUCH DID THIS COST?"

[MayflowerMadam]

“Every kiss begins with Kay - I.O.W. you will only get some if you give her a shiny bauble.”

Or Ron White’s version of the DeBeer’s ad: “Diamonds... that’ll shut ‘er up!”