Not only are you Godless. You have no imagination.
LOL You really ought to try exercising ‘right judgment’ as instructed in John 7:24. And I’m sure you know that bearing false witness is a sin.
I forgive you though. But you might want to ask God for forgiveness next time you say your prayers.
Have a nice day.
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So you already are PCUSA. Well nobody every said the PCUSA wasn’t penny wise. They do well by the old women.
God bless you. I pray that God will take away that heart of stone you have and give you a heart like Jesus’.