[Dead Corpse]

Willard is “Mitt” Romney’s real first name.

[Still Thinking]

I see why he goes by Mitt. Or better yet, just invent a new first name out of whole cloth. “Mitt” ain’t all that great.

[Still Thinking]

I was wondering if it was some sort of “giant rat” thing, but then that gave me an idea. Since he’s such a RINO, we should start a fad of actually calling him “Willard the giant RAT” or “Willard, the well coifed RAT”.

[Redcloak]

He’s named after a RAT? How fitting!