And look up Radiation Hormesis, the theory that some exposure may be beneficial. We live in an environment with a fair amount of natural radiation, it would be no surprise if we adapted to it and used it to our benefit.
Then there are all the Fiestaware plates out there.
Red-orange Fiestaware!
And do you remember when they had fluoroscopes in shoe stores?
http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/shoefittingfluor/shoe.htm
We have a nice set of orange red Fiestaware, just right for those southwestern hot pepper dishes.