Well, let’s see. Nah. If they are full grown when born we’ll be pulling calves and turning momma cows inside out all day long. Hows about inflatable calves? They come out normal size. While putting the lasticator band on them, etc pull the lanyard and step back. They expand like a life raft.
...okay, but my idea gets the old cow out of the shed and on her way to rendering along with the calf, so we wind up with NOTHING out in the pasture. (Except maybe some Claymores and wolf carcasses.)
OTOH, we could really save some transportation costs if we bred inflatable cows and only popped the suckers when we unloaded ‘em at the yard.
(Gotta stop this silliness and get back to work......good grins, though.)