Noose.
I said it. I’m a racist. Suspend me.
Oh, and the Boy Scouts are racists. I learned how to tie one there.
And I saw a noose on Scooby Doo the other day. Dang racist cartoons.
Oh, and all western movies were racists that hung the bad guys with a noose.
Oops, did it again. Now I’m double racists.
Glad I don’t teach high school anymore. Too much of a racist, I guess. Even though I used to coach a football team that was half black/half white and regularly take black kids home to their Section 8 housing because their parents wouldn’t come get them. And be the only white guy in that neighborhood when I entered. Too much of a racist I guess.
Especially when I teach my two little boys knot-tying and how to tie a noose, if they ask.
Those that can, do. Those that can’t, teach. Those that can’t teach, administrate.