LOL!!! I like how you think!!
How about loading up a Plt from the 82d on a C-130 with Dingy for the return trip. Let him hang with the troops on the return trip as they fly NOE for a jump. All in the name of “supporting the troops” of course.
P.S. What are the odds of dingy making the jump sans parachute when some GWOT vets get ahold of him?