[boop]

"I suppose the stomach acids would eventually dissolve copper and the metal would work it’s way through the blood stream"

That's exactly what happened. I read it in an old Forensic Pathology journal. Back when pennies were mostly copper. The patient had swallowed pounds of pennies, which became fused into this huge metallic blob in his stomach.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I guess the turquoise vomit wasn’t enough of a tipoff, huh.