An oldie that’s been updated:
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton .”
The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.”
The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton”.
The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.”
The man thanked him and again walked away..
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here. Don’t you understand?”
The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!”
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow.”
Good job! That was a fun trip down memory lane. The guy’s a funny writer.
I don’t remember reading that one.
Thanks for bringing it back.
ROTFL! I needed a good laugh today. Thanks!
Thank you for that trip down memory lane. I love the writing. Kudos to Matt LaBash and also to the warlike tribe of fire-breathing Freeper brothers [and sisters]. Woo Hoo
One day Bubba Clinton was walking on the beach and he accidentally kicked a
bottle. A genie appeared, thanked him for setting him free, and offered to grant
the Bozo one wish.
Bill thought for a few seconds and then asked for "world peace."
"Whoa," the Genie exclaimed. "I'm just one small Genie with limited powers.
You're going to have to cut your request down a bit."
"Fine," Bill answered. "How about changing Hillary into a beautiful, loving,
charming, sweet, kind person?"
The genie got a puzzled look on his face, thought for a couple of minutes, and
then said, "Back on number one ..."
Thank you, that was highly entertaining! Loved the description of the Hillaryite with Tourettes, what a perfect description.