[No Truce With Kings]

Why Mommy is a Democrat:

1. Mommy did not finish High School and does not understand economics.

2. Mommy is an unwed mother, who depends upon government handouts for her existence.

3. Mommy gets all of her news from broadcast network news.

But most importantly . . .

4. Mommy loves the $25 dollars the Democrats give her every time she goes to a different polling place on the bus the Democrat provide on election day and votes for a Democrat. On good election days she can pick up $400-500 dollars by voting 16 to 20 times.

[Lexinom]

4. Mommy loves the $25 dollars the Democrats give her every time she goes to a different polling place on the bus the Democrat provide on election day and votes for a Democrat. On good election days she can pick up $400-500 dollars by voting 16 to 20 times.

Mommy must live in Seattle or King County.

[ArrogantBustard]

5) Mommy has several incurable STDs ... and guess what? She passed them on to you! Just like the Democrats ...