Halloween Horror! Julie Myers and the Latest Scandal About Nothing

North Star Writers Group ^ | November 19, 2007 | Dan Calabrese

[Invisigoth]

Do you ever feel like the shallowest people in America are the ones running the show? Now we have proof. Just ask Julie Myers.

I have no idea how good or bad a job Julie Myers has done in two years as director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Department of Homeland Security. But her actual performance appears to be a non-issue in the U.S. Senate, where she needs confirmation to stay in the job she received via a 2005 recess appointment by President Bush.

[libs_kma]

Not to be confused with Dee Dee Myers from the Bubba administration.

Apparently it took more than one person to do the job Dee Dee had. It took like one and a fifth.

[MCCRon58]

I said it before, and I’ll say it again. None of these problem would occur if the president would just swallow his pride (morals, ideals, beliefs, values etc) and change that little (R) to a (D).

[MCCRon58]

I hope you don't mean he is a “t”raitor. (If so, is this the thanks we give to someone who HAS been steadfast in doing what he thought right? Or would he just be a traitor if he goes D?)