[humblegunner]

Tell me, I’m a 28-year-old single Mormon man (Virgo), seeking single Mormon woman in her 20’s for romantic walks on the temple grounds.

Are you wearing your magical protective Mormon underpants?

[tantiboh]

~”Are you wearing your magical protective Mormon underpants?”~

As fascinated as you may be by the subject, I do not consider my choice of underwear to be an appropriate topic for regular discussion.

There are many images on the Internet, though, that may help sate your curiosity at times like this.

If it helps with your imagery, I’m an overweight 28-year-old Mormon man. Too much green jello with shredded carrots, I suppose. I don’t normally put that detail into the personals.

[restornu]

Why?