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P. J. O'Rourke: Pennies from Heaven - Special one for two sale.
Weekly Standard ^ | 09/24/2007 | P. J. O'Rourke

Posted on 11/16/2007 9:04:06 PM PST by neverdem

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To: mhx
So can I take my old pennies off to be recycled someplace for more than one cent each?

If they're old enough, yes. Solid copper pennies -- those minted prior to some time around 1983 -- are worth more than 1¢ per as raw copper. I believe it's technically illegal to melt down US coins, but once they're melted and cast as ingots, who's to know?

That's why the Mint started making pennies out of copper-plated zinc in the early '80s. That led to my favorite high school chemistry class trick. Nitric acid dissolves copper but not zinc, and hydrochloric acid dissolves zinc but not copper (I think -- I might have it backward. It's been a long time).

Trick part 1: burn off the copper, and you have a silver-colored penny that is pretty much indistinguishable from an intact penny other than by color. You might be able to pass those off as rare WWII steel pennies, but I wasn't conspiring to commit fraud. I just thought it was neat.

Trick part 2: with a handy pocket knife, nail file, X-Acto, or the edge of a desk, make a notch in the edge of the penny so you can see the zinc. Dissolve the zinc, and you have a hollow copper shell barely thicker than crepe paper. Then you can hold it between your thumb and forefinger, showing your audience what appears to be a solid penny, and then crush it with nothing but finger pressure.

Took me a while to get tired of that one. Even though it only worked on freshmen and sophomores who hadn't taken chemistry yet.

I had a lot of fun in the chem lab. My lab partner (and best friend) and I usually finished our projects early, so in our spare time we each lined up eight test tubes in a rack and filled them with varying levels of water so, eventually, after a lot of tweaking and tuning, they formed a C Major scale when lightly tapped with a glass stirring rod. When we finished the project, we held a little recital for our classmates.

If Mrs. Strong, my chem teacher, didn't have a sense of humor, I probably wouldn't have graduated high school.

But I digress.

21 posted on 11/16/2007 11:51:36 PM PST by ReignOfError
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To: attackcartoons
obviously, the government needs to start printing paper pennies.

Yeah, because then they wouldn't merely be close to worthless, but they'd also wear out.

22 posted on 11/16/2007 11:53:46 PM PST by ReignOfError
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To: LexBaird
Yeah, it is not generally looked upon as a good idea to devalue your currency.

And the US is one of the few countries that's never done it. Once upon a time, a dollar would buy you a week's lodging at an inn, with meals. Recently enough that my dad can remember it, five bucks would feed a family of four at MacDonald's. Recently enough that I can remember it, a dollar would buy about 1.3 gallons of gas.

Inflation is a fact of life, and even if it's running at a fraction of a percent, that adds up over time, It's not an accident that the US dollar and the UK pound are the closest thing we've ever had to a global currency. Or that the dollar and the pound are the most counterfeited. They're trusted. They won't go away tomorrow. They're a piece of the rock. And while they might be worth less in the future, they'll never be worth nothing.

I don't think any sane person has ever said, "it's okay -- I've got a suitcase full of lira."

23 posted on 11/17/2007 12:06:37 AM PST by ReignOfError
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To: LexBaird
Since any system that uses digits needs a minimum unit containing a terminal 1, in order to remain accurate, the penny serves a vital purpose. It allows fine adjustment of value that counting by 5s doesn’t.

How finely do you want that mill to grind? For a large chunk of US history, the smallest unit of coin didn't have a terminal 1. It was a half-penny, with a terminal .5. Should we resume minting half-pennies? Mils? Nanocents? Where does the madness stop?

24 posted on 11/17/2007 12:10:59 AM PST by ReignOfError
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To: ReignOfError

The copper-clad zinc pennies burn with a charming blue and green light wehn tossed onto the fireplace embers.


25 posted on 11/17/2007 4:13:55 AM PST by Gorzaloon
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To: ReignOfError

The copper-clad zinc pennies burn with a charming blue and green light wehn tossed onto the fireplace embers.


26 posted on 11/17/2007 4:14:12 AM PST by Gorzaloon
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To: Lawgvr1955

In essence, welfare is 500% inefficient.

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Sorry, some of us have trouble with the new insane math expressions, could you please use an expression that makes sense?


27 posted on 11/17/2007 5:11:47 AM PST by RipSawyer
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To: neverdem

So there a penny cost 2 cents to make. If the penny was the only currency that would be a problem, but it isn’t. If you are going to use that logic then what about the dollar bill, who much does it cost procduce a “dollar”. For the sake of argument, let us say it is 5 cents, which means there is a “profit” of 95 cents per dollar bill. But wait, there is more. What abou the 5 dollar bill. It would cost the same as a one dollar bill, so the profit is now $4.95. Step it up to the ten, twenty and fifty and the profits become obscene. So they lose 1 cent for every penny but they make it up on the bills.

Of course they would say there is no “profit” but then who gets the value of the “money” when new money is created? I am sure we have more “money” in circulaton today then we had say ten years ago. So since they are not just replacing worn bills, but creating new bills, who gets the “money”?


28 posted on 11/17/2007 5:29:09 AM PST by CIB-173RDABN
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To: neverdem

Raise the value of the penny to a dollar, give everyone a wheel barrow and let’s go shopping for sauerkraut and weinerschnitzel.


29 posted on 11/17/2007 6:11:43 AM PST by sergeantdave (The majority of Michigan voters are that stupid and the condition is incipient and growing.)
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To: RipSawyer
Sorry, some of us have trouble with the new insane math expressions, could you please use an expression that makes sense?

Touche'. I wrongly was expressing that it cost 83 cents to deliver 17 cents to a welfare recipient which is worse than using 2 cents to make a penny.

That is why I went to law school. There was no math on the entrance exam.

30 posted on 11/17/2007 6:36:44 AM PST by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: Lawgvr1955

That is why I went to law school. There was no math on the entrance exam.

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I am sure you are good at math, it is just that you seem to have fallen into the same habit as others who use meaningless expressions like “5000 times smaller”, “300 percent less”, etc. For some reason this sort of thing drives me into a fit of despair. My high school math teachers would have recommended me to a good insane asylum if I had used such terms that are so common today.


31 posted on 11/17/2007 8:37:27 AM PST by RipSawyer (Does anyone still believe this is a free country?)
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To: LexBaird

— the same denominations as today, but worth ten times as much. That would make the cent worth what it was 60 years ago.

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In reality, I would say MAYBE forty years ago, certainly not sixty.


32 posted on 11/17/2007 9:25:12 AM PST by RipSawyer (Does anyone still believe this is a free country?)
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To: ReignOfError
I believe it's technically illegal to melt down US coins, but once they're melted and cast as ingots, who's to know?

The Lincoln tophats floating across the bubbling surface might tip off the feds. :-)

33 posted on 11/17/2007 9:37:48 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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To: LexBaird
“Yeah, it is not generally looked upon as a good idea to devalue your currency.”

Issuing new dollars, with a nominal value 10 times greater than today’s nominal values wouldn’t be devaluation. Devaluation usually refers to the deliberate lowering of the value of your country’s currency relative to another’s. Consider the recent changes in the relative value of the U.S. dollar against the Canadian dollar, or the Euro. Those changes are real, not just nominal.

I recognize that issuing “newbukz” wouldn’t be easy — that’s why I said that it wouldn’t occur any time soon. However, all that it would be doing is recognizing the effects of decades of inflation, and depreciation of the value of the dollar.

In Canada, we converted the dollar bill to a coin about 20 years ago, and more recently the two-dollar coin was issued. (BTW, a two dollar bill was a lot more convenient than you might imagine — in my lifetime it was worth what a twenty is today.) Now, there’s serious talk of a 5 dollar coin. In my father’s youth, 5 dollars was a good day’s pay — now, it’s about to be reduced to pocket change.

34 posted on 11/17/2007 10:53:12 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: ReignOfError
"That was a plot device in at least two movies: The excellent Office Space and the execrable Superman III. I don't know if those screenwriters were inspired by a real scheme, or they were just that creative."

I love Office Space. It's a very real scheme that even has a name: "salami slicing". The idea is you just cut off a very thin "slice" of money repeatedly and it adds up.

35 posted on 11/17/2007 11:02:47 AM PST by boop (Who doesn't love poison pot pies?)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

That’s interesting about $5 per day being a good days pay at one time. It reminds me of the “Stick up for breakfast” campaign by some cereal company in the ‘70s. The grand prize was a $5 per week allowance for a whole year. As a kid I was like wow! $5 per week! It seemed HUGE.


36 posted on 11/17/2007 11:09:19 AM PST by boop (Who doesn't love poison pot pies?)
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To: neverdem

Could make them out of lead, except the price of lead is climbing too, to the point where raw wheelweights are being sold to bullet casters on Fleabay.


37 posted on 11/17/2007 12:27:02 PM PST by Lee N. Field ("Dispensationalism -- threat or menace?")
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38 posted on 11/17/2007 8:58:05 PM PST by neverdem (Call talk radio. We need a Constitutional Amendment for Congressional term limits. Let's Roll!)
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To: matthew fuller

LOL!


39 posted on 11/17/2007 9:08:54 PM PST by traviskicks (http://www.neoperspectives.com/Ron_Paul_2008.htm)
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Wholeheartedly agree!


40 posted on 11/17/2007 9:35:09 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Saturday, November 17, 2007"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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