[Iwo Jima]

Well, no, I don't think so.

But I can tell your this:

Judicial Watch has called, and they want their badge back.

I have no idea what that means, but they assured me that you would know.

[isthisnickcool]

If most of the lawyers I’ve known over the years could take some wood and nails and make me a nice bench to sit on it would be the first productive thing they have ever done.

[Harrius Magnus]

Hey, Mr. Tort Reform, Don’t You Know?, why don’t you take the case, since you would like us to believe your opinion is motivated by lofty principles? What, no cash-money to be made from suing the deepest pockets, regardless of responsibility, and the legal definition of negligence? Or don’t you know?