Posted on 11/16/2007 2:13:46 PM PST by Cecily
LOL!! She wants to have Clooney or Michael Douglas play lyin’g Joe! Too funny.....
I have some better casting (now this would be a movie almost worth seeing):
Valerie Plame: Paris Hilton
Joe Wilson: Rosie O’Donnell
Nicholas Kristof: Sean Penn
Chrissy Matthews: Britney Spears
David Corn: Woody Harrelson
Patrick Fitzfong: Christina Aguilera
Richard Armitage: Jesse Ventura
I never realized just how intelligent my doddering and slobbering 91 year old grandpa was when he told me what a mess the world has become as we became more tolerant of fools, knaves and politicians and far too “civilized” in dealing with our external and domestic enemies.
He was one very serious “hard ass”.
This was about 40 years ago, when I regarded him as just a sad and bitter old fool...
Now I see just how right and bright he was!
I also find myself telling my own grandchildren pretty much the same story!
Since most of her story is a hoax, the cast would be more appropriate as:
Valerie Plame: Crystal Gail Mangum (Durham’s nappy headed lying Ho)
Joe Wilson: Mike Nifong (The bastard who tried to make political hits with a myth and no facts)
brilliant casting!!
I still want Paris Hilton also to play another flaky, dishonest, publicity-seeking whore, though, so if Crystal Gail Magnum gets to play Valerie Plame then I think Paris Hilton should get to play Chrissy Matthews. Sure she’d have to pack on some pounds or wear a fat suit, but she would be ideal for the role of the man who played such a dishonest role in fanning the flames for so long without ever troubling himself to examine the actual facts.
That works for me!
In fact, I like it!!
I've always suspected little Chrissy Mathews was a sissy who squats to pee, and bitches when the seat is left up...
His constant anger at real men, is due to his failure to verify the seat was down - resulted in his ass dropping into so many filthy toilets that his ass is covered with flaming rash pimples and open puss draining boils...
Paris Hilton, the brainless skank who can't even justify her whoring on a financial need basis is just about right to be Chrissy.....
They're both born skanks......perfect for each other.
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