[Billthedrill]

It'd be kinda cool to set off a big bomb nearby and make them think that the world had just ended. Build a big set outside the cave and let those guys who do the Japanese game shows loose on them.

You want reality TV, I gotcher reality TV rahtcheer...

[Stoat]

LMAO

Why can’t it ever be leftwing moonbats who do this kind of stuff? They won’t even leave the country when they say they will, much less blow themselves up.

I guess that when politics and a seething hatred of America “is” your religion, dying doesn’t serve any purpose.

[tickmeister]

I like the bomb idea. My grandmother used to go into the cellar whenever a serious cloud appeared on the horizon, she worried a lot about tornados. We kept her down there most of an afternoon one time by throwing rocks at the door. We caught some serious grief from my dad when we were discovered, but worth it from my current perspective.