Posted on 11/15/2007 12:31:24 PM PST by greyfoxx39
Media Matters has issued a list of "don'ts" for tonight's CNN debate:
Don't contradict your own reporting and suggest that Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) "cash[ed] in" on a stock deal in which he lost $13,000.
(Excerpt) Read more at media.nationalreview.com ...
Where’d you get that, doug? ;)
I created it. :)
Nice job!
Posted on 11/15/2007 2:48:02 PM PST by doug from upland
Dark is the heart that's threatening him
To mount defenses, where to begin?
He is frightened, so frightened, and he doesn't know what to do
That evil woman gave him a sign
He got the message -- do not dare cross the line
He is frightened, so frightened, and he doesn't know what to do
Just look and see...that Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Don't get in her way or you will pay...Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Just look and see...that Hillary is keeping them in her lockbox, Wolf
Don't get in her way or you will pay...Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Her quest for power she'll never stop
Get in her way and you're the next to drop
He is frightened, so frightened, and he doesn't know what to do
More insurance he told his wife to get
Has someone started Wolfie's DEADPOOL yet
He is frightened, so frightened, and he doesn't know what to do
Just look and see...that Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Get in her way and you will pay...Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Just look and see...that Hillary is keeping them in her lockbox, Wolf
Don't get in her way or you will pay...Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Just look and see...oh, poor Wolfie...because Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Don't get in her way or you will pay...Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Just look and see...that Hillary is keeping them in her lockbox, Wolf
Don't get in her way or you will pay...Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Look and see...oh, poor Wolfie...because Hillary has your nads, Wolf
Don't get in her way or you will pay...Hillary has your nads, Wolf
ROTFL..great, as usual.
ROFLMAO!!!
Wolf: “Good evening to all the candidates and audience, before we start our questions to the candidates, we have decided to change the format somewhat tonight to have a more fair and balanced debate. Our last debate was particularly unfair to Mrs. Clinton when she gave what was perceived as conflicting statements on an issue, we feel she has the right to debate herself and will be allowed...
Sen. Dodd: Wait just a minute, Wolf, all of us up here have all taken both sides of all issues, are we going to have the same consideration as Mrs. Clinton?
Wolf: First of all, Sen. Dodd, this doesn’t apply to you or any of the other candidates because taking both sides of an issue is only going to apply when it’s done in two minutes or less.
Obama: “Well, in that case, I should be able to have time to debate myself because I’ve also taken...”
Wolf: “Excuse me, Senator Obama, but your conflicting statements was timed and it was four and half minutes, you are excluded from consideration of debating yourself. By the way, one other change we have initiated is, there will be no ‘piling on’ by male candidates to female members which, it appears, has already started, this will not be tolerated after this point.”
Sen. Edwards: “Wolf, as you know, I’m known nationwide as the Breck Girl, will I have the same right as Mrs. Clinton as to the ‘piling on’ issue?
Wolf: “I think we all know about your rather feminine attributes, Senator Edwards, and we wouldn’t be acting fair if you weren’t allowed...”
Senator Edwards: YES...(pumping fist”
Congressman Kucinich: “I’m gay”
Sen. Biden: “Me too”
Sen. Obama: “I want to be”
Sen. Dodd: “I’m leaning that way”
Wolf: “This is insane, are there ANY of you who qualify as men up there?
Sen. Clinton: (raises hand)
Wolf: “I want to apologize to Media Matters, I tried but I’m out of here. Candidates...debate yourselfs”
PANTSUIT!
For a CNN socialist like Wolf they probably only had to threaten his cat.
He may not have a choice.
More likely is that he'll be a WH Spokesman while masquerading as a CNN reporter. The reported (legal) pay is better.
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