My Father is a perfect example. He immigrated from Sweden in 1920, worked hard, learned English, changed the spelling of his last name from two s’s to one s, (two look more American) joined the Army, fought in WWII and became a citizen, got a good job, and contributed to society.
With the exception of joining the military, isn't that the way it is supposed to work?
Oh, you sillies. The way it works is to claim your kid's teacher made advances towards him and then you, your kid, and all the cousins, grandparents, inlaws, etc. in the family will be given a free pass.