[Raycpa]

Is there any doubt that Santa is a chauvinist? He makes the misses stay home with the elves while he travels and visits the world and he does this every single year. Does Mrs. Santa clause ever get to travel? Does she ever get time off from caring for the eleves? Nooo. And about the compensation. Santa gets cookies and milk everywhere he goes. What does Mrs. get? Nothing, zip, nada.

[Sender]

Don't forget that Santa only works 24 hours per year. How does he afford that gigantic workshop at the top of the world?

And what about all those elves? Are they maybe undocumented immigrants? And what about forcing endangered flying reindeer into servitude?

I sense an IRS audit coming. Whore, whore, whore.