[archy]

No one holds a squirt gun to customers’ temples forcing them to by a roll of caps.

Actually, if there are any demonstrations at retailers who don't give in to the extortion demand, I hope that shooters equipped with powerful squirt guns get the protesters good during drive-by soakings.

And I hope it's on a particularly cold day....

[Dead Corpse]

A super soaker loaded with doe scent would be a truly formidable tool...