That hairpiece KooKooitch wears doesn’t qualify as an ugly rug!
Has he really got a piece? seriously. Is he really a bald, gay, garden gnome, space alien?
This is not about you or me right now. The most important thing is to get to his beautiful redhead wife! We must take care of her.... and caress her.... and rub oil all over...never mind
It would be a shame if such a beauty wound up in the hands of a 'heaven's gate' guy. We should all watch for that.