"I couldn't stand up tall and tell people 'I'm in the Canadian Army,'" he said. "I didn't even know they had an army."
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Now compare WoldNutzDaily’s story to MNF-Iraq’s story.
Homeland Security Secretary Conducts Naturalization Ceremony in Iraq
LOGISTICS SUPPORT AREA ANACONDA In the largest naturalization ceremony in Iraq to date, 178 foreign-born service members got a once-in-a-lifetime experience when they received their U.S. citizenship as Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, led them in the Oath of Allegiance, Nov. 11.
The ceremony was held on Veterans Day at the Sustainer Theater, under the auspices of the 316th Sustainment Command (Expeditionary).
Not too many years ago this theater was the site of entertainment and events under a different kind of regime led by a brutal dictator. That we can transform this space into a hallowed place in which the oath of freedom and citizenship is administered, is a true illustration of the transformative power of the kind of work that you (candidates) do in carrying the torch of freedom, said Chertoff. I cant think of people who are more deserving of citizenship then those who are fighting to defend the country even before they are citizens. They understand that freedoms dont come free and they are willing to make sacrifices even before they reap the benefits of citizenship.
Emilio T. González, director, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, himself an Army veteran, presented each recent citizen with a certificate of naturalization.
Brig. Gen. Gregory E. Couch, 316th ESC Commanding General, congratulated each new American veteran-citizen.
It is fitting that these wonderful warriors be granted citizenship on Veterans Day, said Couch.
Naturalized service members also received a U.S. flag from the 316th ESC senior enlisted leader, Command Sgt. Maj. Stacey E. Davis.
According to USCIS, nearly 40,000 troops are not American citizens. Many foreign-born men and women have pledged commitment to the U.S. Constitution by serving in the military and are availing themselves of a July 2002 executive order making members of the Armed Forces immediately eligible to apply for citizenship. Approximately 4,000 service members have earned U.S. citizenship while serving abroad since 2004.
One of the disadvantages of being from French descent, I suspect, is not so much the ability to recognize whether they have an army, but whether they have an army without white flags...