No, they don’t have any at State. You gotta go to the girlfriend farm down the street. It’s called Meredith College. At this all female facility, they can smell testosterone from 100 yards.
Ahhhhh Meredith College! Some things never change!!!!
Perfume so thick it was applied w/ a butter knife!
Add-a-bead necklaces and plaid skirts! Does State still offer
a “shadow degree” in FAH—Find A Husband? I believe the
Departmental Office was rumored to be somewhere in the
bowels of Winston Hall! Or maybe it was DH Hill library,
across the brickyard from Dabney sux Cox! Spent entirely
too much off my life in Dabney.
MV