[Mr Rogers]

I'm left with the desire to get the boy a schoolbook and possibly some dental work.

And a shave!

No one with a beard like that will ever be taken seriously!

[Earthdweller]

Any hair with that much curl should not be shown in public....

This is a verse from the book of ED. It's right next to the one about weighing less than your refrigerator and refraining from booger picking.