[Eastbound]

"This article is confusing. I don’t see an example of the “N-word” they are talking of banning. Nepotism? Neophyte? Nuclear fission? What?"

True! You won't know you uttered the word until you are arrested. Then the cop will say you're charged with using the N-word. And the jury will say your guilty of using the N-word. And the Judge will say 'Ten days and $100.00 fine for using the N-word.

And Groucho will say, 'You win the rubber chicken for saying the magic N-word.

And through it all, nobody will tell you what the N-word is. Even when the law is passed, it will be the most ambiguous piece of writing you ever did see.

An underground cult will form, which will be dedicated to chanting the N-word as soon as they find out what it is.

[Rastus]

I see we’re on the same wavelength. I don’t like the word, either, but if you’re going to report, report.

I like the idea of this cult. It’ll be more mysterious than the Masons.

[Eastbound]

To be on the safe side, never __ ever use a word that starts with an "N." "__".