DFU SONG: Norman (Norman Mailer, you suck) 9-6-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 9-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 09/06/2002 6:45:42 PM PDT by doug from upland
He hates this nation, there is little doubt
Just watch him pout…he's burned out
I see his face and then I think of trout
That's Norman Mailer
Yes, he is a guy who's had six wives
They must have all had such hellish lives
There remains a question about Adele
Why did he stab her, oh, do tell
Norman, why are you unpatriotic
Norman, you are truly idiotic
Norman, Norman, you suck
He's getting thirsty and he needs some booze
It's rum he'll choose…then he'll snooze
He has his fill and throws up on his shoes
That's Norman Mailer
Yes, he is a guy who's had six wives
They must have all had such hellish lives
There remains a question about Adele
Why did he stab her, oh, do tell
Norman, why are you unpatriotic
Norman, you are truly idiotic
Norman, Norman, you suck