MAN i HATE it when bad things happen to lawyers...
and now...the punchlines..
1. not enuff cement
2 when they move their mouths..
3 Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
and the ever popular:
4. shoot the lawyer twice.
i reserve the balance of my time..
5. ... and the other one's a fish.
6. ... there are skidmarks in front of the skunk.
And, finally,
7. ... there are some things lab rats just won't do.