Yes the legisalture has the best eye care available - two free pairs of glasses or contacts per year. And I'd like to take this moment to thank you taxpayers for that nice benefit. Thanks not just from me, but my wife and kids too. I'll thank you all for the great dental plan some other time.
LOL. I meant Arnie’s new free program. I’ll just set up one of those offshore Kennedy-like trusts and act like a pauper, then I can get all of the freebies, right?
BTW, your benefits aren’t freebies... I consider them compensation, just like any company. The so-called Public Safety employees and their enhanced pension plan, on the other hand, need to be slashed drastically.
If they’re free government glasses, they’ll be the kind that come with the fake bushy eyebrows, nose, and mustache.