[Landru]

"Which Clinton stiffed the waitress and with what was she stiffed?"

HA!!

...*fair* question.

[FBD]

Was listening to Rush yesterday, and it sounds like cheating people out of money, stiffing waitresses, etc, is a pattern with Ms. Rodham.
Of course, related to your joke, the other type of *stiffing* is definitely a pattern with ol’ billy-boy!