RE-SINKING JOHN KERRY

American Thinker ^ | 11-08-07 | Russ Vaughn

[smoothsailing]

November 08, 2007

Re-sinking John Kerry

Russ Vaughn

When I saw this report that John Kerry is finally ready to take on the Swift Boat Veterans, my muse could not be held in check:

Re-sinking John Kerry

From Davy Jones' locker a zombie emerges,

A Purple Heart phony with political urges;

Assuring the press he regrets his Swift boating,

John Kerry believes his boat is still floating.

He readily admits that he got torpedoed,

But he's up on his sail board, defiant and Speedo'd.

The arrogant fool believes his wife's riches

Is enough to trump all of us Swift sons-of-bitches.

But John is a zombie, a dead sailor walking,

His brain is long dead but his mouth is still talking.

He needs a torpedo through his political heart,

Reducing his speeches to a bubbling f*rt.

Though Kerry pretends that his life isn't haunted

By Vietnam vets he slandered and taunted,

The younger among them will bury this knave,

And stand waiting in line to p*ss on his grave.

If I were John Kerry I'd consider cremation,

Lest I lie in the soggiest grave in the nation.

Russ Vaughn

101st Airborne Division

Vietnam 65-66

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[Holicheese]

When argueing with my liberal sister about J Francois, I asked her, “if The Swift Boaters lied, why is it that J Forbes is the one who has changed his stories?”

[Stonewall Jackson]

[Brad from Tennessee]

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking.

[rawcatslyentist]

He shot more videos, than Viet Congs.

[freespirited]

No way will the RATS tolerate this loser again. NOOOOOO WAY.

[Suzy Quzy]

Do you then pick up the pieces of her exploding head?

[cubreporter]

Congratulations Russ Vaughn...you nailed kerry!

Also, thank you for your service to our country and to all of those who fought and died valiantly. God bless.

[Holicheese]

I think she just yelled something about Right Wingers and hate speech...or something equally stupid.

[andy58-in-nh]

Nice job and thanks for your service.

I'll add one of my own:

There once was a rich snob named Kerry
Who fancied himself visionary
Now in truth: he was vain
And a fraud and a pain
But his heiress skills - extraordinary!

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

No "Jon Carry" thread should go by without posting this:

[ConorMacNessa]

Preparing for the deftly nuanced and furtive stereo nose-picking.

[jocko12]

kerry has any body told you yet,you lost in 04.

[sodpoodle]

Russ Vaugh - Put that muse to music;)

You could win a grammy - a nobel prize even.

[trisham]

He’s such a phony.

[GOPJ]

When a politician is “swiftboated” it means private citizens are telling the truth about him...

[smoothsailing]

When a politician is “swiftboated” it means private citizens are telling the truth about him...

TRUE!

CLICK ON LOGO

[CaliGirlGodHelpMe]

WOW! That was GOOD.

[GOPJ]

:)

[awelliott]

Bravo!! Warms my heart to see this traitorous piece of scum take one in the chops.. ]8^D

[Wolverine]