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Santa told to slim down for Christmas to 'set a good example'
The Evening Standard ^ | November 5, 2007

Posted on 11/06/2007 9:38:32 AM PST by Eric Blair 2084

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To: libertarian27
Well; kids would idolize a grey whale, if it brought them presents: it doesn’t mean they want to be one.

ROTFLMAO! Just cracked me up!

41 posted on 11/06/2007 10:31:02 AM PST by NaughtiusMaximus ("The stool pigeon is the coming race." - Jack Black, <i>You Can't Win</i>)
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To: mainerforglobalwarming

I know, but that was the first thing I thought of.

I couldn’t resist! ; )


42 posted on 11/06/2007 10:31:06 AM PST by Califreak (Duncan Hunter-no clothespin necessary!)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
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43 posted on 11/06/2007 10:31:37 AM PST by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Califreak

I hope the former Mrs. Eddie Van Halen does better with jenny craig that Alley. She use to be cute.


44 posted on 11/06/2007 10:33:09 AM PST by mainerforglobalwarming
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This is what happens if you've been really, really bad.
45 posted on 11/06/2007 10:34:02 AM PST by Califreak (Duncan Hunter-no clothespin necessary!)
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To: 50sDad
Everyday, I am reminded of the underground leader in “Demolition Man”, who wants a steak, a drink and a smoke, and for do-gooding busy bodies to get the Hell away from him

He and Rush are my idols.

46 posted on 11/06/2007 10:34:29 AM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
Santa and his elf get into shape....


47 posted on 11/06/2007 10:34:44 AM PST by Dr._Joseph_Warren
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To: Eric Blair 2084

On the off-chance you’ve never heard it, check out Eartha Kitt’s original version.


48 posted on 11/06/2007 10:34:54 AM PST by dighton
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To: The Raven
Somebody on this forum predicted this years ago....that the left would go after Santa

This is just a liberal do gooder mall owner in the UK so far, but I think that prediction is very prescient.

49 posted on 11/06/2007 10:36:21 AM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Dr._Joseph_Warren

Is nice!


50 posted on 11/06/2007 10:37:10 AM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Gabz

And coming soon to the U.S. Ya can’t make this stuff up can ‘ya?


51 posted on 11/06/2007 10:37:54 AM PST by tioga
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To: Eric Blair 2084

This week’s sign of the apocalypse.


52 posted on 11/06/2007 10:42:37 AM PST by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7080545.stm

Tim Holland, property manager, said:”There’s nothing wrong with Santa being the size that he is, we just want him to have a modern day makeover to reflect the realistic demands of being the world’s most renowned delivery man.”
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Oh Boy, They Are going to Queer-Eye Santa.


53 posted on 11/06/2007 11:24:54 AM PST by libertarian27 (Land of the Fee)
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To: YourAdHere

Did you see my post about last weeks’ sign of the apocalypse? Comrade Corzine signing a law banning cell phones while driving the same day he passed a law making it illegal for pharmacists to refuse to fill prescriptions for the morning after pill?


54 posted on 11/06/2007 11:26:33 AM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

ru kidding? That dude’s way obese.


55 posted on 11/06/2007 11:31:55 AM PST by ichabod1 ("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
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To: libertarian27

Um, I think shopping malls started here and went there.


56 posted on 11/06/2007 11:32:58 AM PST by ichabod1 ("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Ugh! That’s incredible!


57 posted on 11/06/2007 11:58:39 AM PST by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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To: Eric Blair 2084; All

Dennis Prager of Townhall discusses it on his radio show:

http://townhall.com/TalkRadio/Show.aspx?RadioShowID=3&ContentGuid=a86bdb81-9e30-421e-ba67-f92b7a16fe6d


58 posted on 11/06/2007 12:04:52 PM PST by GOP_Lady
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To: Eric Blair 2084

Why would a guy who only works two months a year anyway put up with that chit?


59 posted on 11/06/2007 12:12:33 PM PST by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: Eric Blair 2084
And so off to Greenhithe to seek Yuletime employment at Ye Olde Shopping Centre...

60 posted on 11/06/2007 12:35:30 PM PST by badgerlandjim (Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
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