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Santa told to slim down for Christmas to 'set a good example'
The Evening Standard ^
| November 5, 2007
Posted on 11/06/2007 9:38:32 AM PST by Eric Blair 2084
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To: libertarian27
Well; kids would idolize a grey whale, if it brought them presents: it doesnt mean they want to be one. ROTFLMAO! Just cracked me up!
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:31:02 AM PST
by
NaughtiusMaximus
("The stool pigeon is the coming race." - Jack Black, <i>You Can't Win</i>)
To: mainerforglobalwarming
I know, but that was the first thing I thought of.
I couldn’t resist! ; )
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:31:06 AM PST
by
Califreak
(Duncan Hunter-no clothespin necessary!)
To: Eric Blair 2084
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:31:37 AM PST
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Califreak
I hope the former Mrs. Eddie Van Halen does better with jenny craig that Alley. She use to be cute.

This is what happens if you've been really, really bad.
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:34:02 AM PST
by
Califreak
(Duncan Hunter-no clothespin necessary!)
To: 50sDad
Everyday, I am reminded of the underground leader in Demolition Man, who wants a steak, a drink and a smoke, and for do-gooding busy bodies to get the Hell away from himHe and Rush are my idols.
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:34:29 AM PST
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: Eric Blair 2084
Santa and his elf get into shape....

To: Eric Blair 2084
On the off-chance youve never heard it, check out Eartha Kitts original version.
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:34:54 AM PST
by
dighton
To: The Raven
Somebody on this forum predicted this years ago....that the left would go after SantaThis is just a liberal do gooder mall owner in the UK so far, but I think that prediction is very prescient.
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:36:21 AM PST
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: Dr._Joseph_Warren
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:37:10 AM PST
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: Gabz
And coming soon to the U.S. Ya can’t make this stuff up can ‘ya?
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:37:54 AM PST
by
tioga
To: Eric Blair 2084
This week’s sign of the apocalypse.
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posted on
11/06/2007 10:42:37 AM PST
by
YourAdHere
(Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
To: Eric Blair 2084
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7080545.stm
Tim Holland, property manager, said:”There’s nothing wrong with Santa being the size that he is, we just want him to have a modern day makeover to reflect the realistic demands of being the world’s most renowned delivery man.”
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Oh Boy, They Are going to Queer-Eye Santa.
To: YourAdHere
Did you see my post about last weeks’ sign of the apocalypse? Comrade Corzine signing a law banning cell phones while driving the same day he passed a law making it illegal for pharmacists to refuse to fill prescriptions for the morning after pill?
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posted on
11/06/2007 11:26:33 AM PST
by
Eric Blair 2084
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
To: Eric Blair 2084
ru kidding? That dude’s way obese.
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posted on
11/06/2007 11:31:55 AM PST
by
ichabod1
("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
To: libertarian27
Um, I think shopping malls started here and went there.
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posted on
11/06/2007 11:32:58 AM PST
by
ichabod1
("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
To: Eric Blair 2084
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posted on
11/06/2007 11:58:39 AM PST
by
YourAdHere
(Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
To: Eric Blair 2084; All
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posted on
11/06/2007 12:04:52 PM PST
by
GOP_Lady
To: Eric Blair 2084
Why would a guy who only works two months a year anyway put up with that chit?
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posted on
11/06/2007 12:12:33 PM PST
by
metesky
("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
To: Eric Blair 2084
And so off to Greenhithe to seek Yuletime employment at Ye Olde Shopping Centre...
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posted on
11/06/2007 12:35:30 PM PST
by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
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