Sorry, I should have realized the /sarcasm tag was implicit.
When I was a kid most of my stupid illegal pranks involved homemade explosives. I don’t even want to think of what the response would be like now...
I always told my kids that I used to have six fingers on each hand, but blew one finger off each with explosives back when I was a kid.
The believed me until they were about 10. Of course, according to their mother, that sounds like something I would do...