[BigAlPro]

Gee! You mean you weren’t glued to your sofa when Brit, Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and OJ were facing imminent peril at the hands of lunatic judges who expected them to do an insane amount of time for the crimes which they had committed? I’m shocked! (sarc)

Sorry, like our friends at Fox, I guess I just couldn't resist...

[dforest]

I had to hurry up and get my shower over or I might miss Britney getting into her Mercedes hitting a couple cars, and running over someones’s foot.

That other stuff like wars, the economy, terrorism, what the President says...well it just isn’t news. /sarcasm