At the AP we had several levels of news alerts.
Normal (Missing woman still missing) was 2 bells on the printer.
Urgent (Missing woman found) was 3 bells.
Bulletin (Missing woman hijacks plane) was 4 bells.
Flash (Missing woman assassinates president) was five bells.
I think Fox should institute a similar scale for their news alerts.
Fox's focus groups would soon show that a similar scale would get people to stay tuned until after the commercial and it would then become as meaningless as their "breaking news".
You forgot to have the six bell alert when the missing woman is also a blond, hot looking, has bikini pictures and is a teacher who ran away with a young boy student.