[irishtenor]

Jerry’s mortuary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em.

[gnarledmaw]

"Jerry’s mortuary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em."

I always answer the phone as "Three Little Pigs Pancake Place" and use a Chinese accent. If the say anything other than greeting me by name then I respond with a number of stock statements like, "We no deliver," or "You already order pancake and no pick up. I charge you anyway."