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US scientists engineer 'mighty mice'
breitbart.com ^ | 11/01/2007 | staff

Posted on 11/01/2007 7:42:24 PM PDT by Nachum

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Here he comes to save the day!!!!!! Mighty Mouse is on the way....
1 posted on 11/01/2007 7:42:25 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Nachum

Well, if the things get loose and wreck havoc in this country, we’ll know who blame! Stupid is as stupid does.


2 posted on 11/01/2007 7:48:15 PM PDT by nralife
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To: Nachum

I had that theme song on a 45 record.


3 posted on 11/01/2007 7:52:32 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Nachum

Here comes the next steroid.


4 posted on 11/01/2007 7:53:34 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: nralife

My thought as well. All we need is a bunch of supermice getting loose.


5 posted on 11/01/2007 7:53:46 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Sir Gawain; windcliff
Pestosterone?
6 posted on 11/01/2007 7:54:21 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: nralife

“I, for one, welcome our new overlords.”
—Kent Brockman


7 posted on 11/01/2007 7:55:10 PM PDT by Erasmus (My simplifying explanation had the disconcerting side effect of making the subject incomprehensible.)
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...would have similar abilities to the bicycling champion Lance Armstrong....

But how would their little footies ever reach the pedals?

8 posted on 11/01/2007 7:56:23 PM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad (Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Viking Kitties!)
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“I, for one, welcome our new overlords.”

Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

9 posted on 11/01/2007 7:58:11 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: Nachum

10 posted on 11/01/2007 7:58:16 PM PDT by LibWhacker (Democrats are phony Americans)
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If you build a better mouse trap?

They will build a better mouse.

11 posted on 11/01/2007 7:58:48 PM PDT by Pontiac (Your message here.)
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They are metabolically similar to Lance Armstrong

...but they prefer Mary Kate.
12 posted on 11/01/2007 7:59:22 PM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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US scientists engineer 'mighty mice'

I guess these scientists are the hard-of-hearing ones.

That didn't understand it when their parents said
"Build a better mouse-TRAP and the world will beat a path to your door!".

Not getting the "trap" part, they decided to build a better mouse.
13 posted on 11/01/2007 7:59:29 PM PDT by VOA
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To: Nachum

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
“Duh, I fink so, Bwain...but why would I WANT to run for six hours?”


14 posted on 11/01/2007 8:00:41 PM PDT by RichInOC (NARF!)
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The researchers said some "have had offspring at 2.5 years of age,
an amazing feat considering most mice do not reproduce after they
are one year old."


Uh-oh!

Prepare yourself for a world with old gezzers begating and birthing kids!!!!
15 posted on 11/01/2007 8:02:01 PM PDT by VOA
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They are metabolically similar to Lance Armstrong

...but they prefer Mary Kate.

Actually, I think it’s Ashley, not Mary Kate.


16 posted on 11/01/2007 8:19:10 PM PDT by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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To: Nachum

And who knows what the long term consequences are...


17 posted on 11/01/2007 8:19:35 PM PDT by DB
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Actually, I think it’s Ashley, not Mary Kate.

Some arguments you just have to walk away from. :-)
18 posted on 11/01/2007 8:22:53 PM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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Well, if the things get loose and wreck havoc in this country, we’ll know who blame!

Bush and Rove?

19 posted on 11/01/2007 8:26:05 PM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: LibWhacker

When I was a very little kid, that was my favorite show.


20 posted on 11/01/2007 8:26:50 PM PDT by Brilliant
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