[truthfinder9]

If aren’t literate than I probably can’t help you. I’m not a reading instructor.

[js1138]

If aren’t literate than I probably can’t help you. I’m not a reading instructor.

And fortunately, you aren't a writing instructor.

[disrgr]

If aren’t literate than I probably can’t help you.

Let's all just enjoy the irony of that sentence fragment, shall we?