Is he going to become a girlie man?
BLASPHEMY! I DECLARE A FATWA ON THEIR METROSEXUAL EURO-PUNK A**ES!
I demand that they apologize now, stop this sacrilege, go to sensitivity training, and put the Stars and Stripes back on every GI-Joe box; or we will riot and whine and tell people about it!
Think the NYT will do a story about oppressed GI-Joe traditionalists?
/do I really need to?
Will he have a pony tail and a goatee? He will drive a Hybrid Hummer and have a blue beret and a night stick that he uses to nudge evil doers into respecting every woman’s right to free and unfettered abortions!
Global Joe is THERE! Now I know and knowing is half the battle!
He's a modern day metrosexual womyn's man. He's going to practice hand-to-hand diplomacy. He's going to "reach out to his enemies". He's going to "repair the damage done to American prestige". He'll also move forward on his action Segway taking on the Climate Change crisis... snicker, snicker