Someone around here has a chart showing global warming is caused by a lack of pirates and charts the loss of pirates with the increase in temp.
So, I’m glad to see them come back and save the planet.
"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."