He could (*gasp!*) join the military and let the army pay off his debts.
Or the Air Force.
I got a history degree, just like this bozo. The only difference is that I had real jobs. I taught in school, and taught martial arts on the side.
But I gave them up to put in a couple of years of service in the world’s finest Air Force. I didn’t even realize that they’ll knock off about 10 grand of college loans. Or that you can get another Associate’s degree from training. Or that you can get a Master’s degree for free while active.
This goober could do the same. But that would require discipline and sacrifice. Whining in the paper is much more to his liking. Doesn’t require sweat, or hard work.