You forgot the sarcasm tag.
I'd also be pleased to vote for the Huck, but I'd worry that he'd not have enough "gravitas" to win it.
Fred would also get my vote, but I am doubtful that he is going to be able to get on the final ballot.
I'd even be happy to vote for McCain - but I am also quite doubtful about his chances....
I think I'd rather vote for Hillary than Ron Paul....maybe that's a coin-toss.