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To: decal; PJ-Comix
Rev. Charles, we need one of your specialties based on “Black Water” by the aptly-named-in-this-case Doobie Brothers.

That very thought came to me last night. I'll see if I have time to whip something up. Time is the issue.

118 posted on 10/26/2007 8:30:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: decal; PJ-Comix
BLACKWATER
Tune: "Black Water"

Well, we set us a fire, she's already ragin'
Ol' Californy, she's burnin' with flame
Wildfires jumpin'
The hoses keep pumpin'
Blackwater keeps settin' 'em fast just the same

Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Yeah, keep on clearin' the site
Gonna take everything, San Diego
Gonna take everything in sight
And they said it was arson
But it depends how you're parsin' that word

If they complain, we don't care
Don't make no difference to us
Just see that mansion that's burned to the ground
Yeah, we'd like to get some pricy piece o' land
And build a training base
And Randi's buyin' everybody drinks all around

Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Yeah, keep on clearin' the site
Gonna take everything, San Diego
Gonna take everything in sight
And they said it was arson
But it depends how you're parsin' that word

We'd like to get some pricy piece o' land
San Diego, come and watch us buy the land
Buy the land, watch us buy the land, San Diego
All your land to Blackwater are belong
We want a training base, a training base
All your training base to us belong
Buy the land, watch us buy the land, San Diego
All your land to Blackwater are belong
We want a training base, a training base
All your training base to us belong . . .

127 posted on 10/26/2007 3:15:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: decal
HOW DO YOU START A FIRE WITH BLACKWATER?
Tune: "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"

How do you start a fire with Blackwater?
How do you clear a crowded part of town?
How do you find the means used by Blackwater?
A pour of the gas,
A light of the match,
Kapow!

Many a mile you know you'd like to purchase,
Many a mile--you want room to expand.
But how do you make them move,
So prices will then improve?
How do you bring the price down on the land?
Oh, how do you start a fire with Blackwater?
How do you keep the moonbats from your plan?

130 posted on 10/27/2007 1:08:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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