DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-07 (Randi Rhodes Suggests That Blackwater Started California Fires)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2007 | Randi Rhodes and PJ-Comix

[beckysueb]

Liberal Valley Girl on pain meds.

Someone the DUmmies can relate to.

[chessplayer]

Well, we have the 9/11 Troofers. Can we now expect California Fire Troofers to come crawling out of the woodwork?

[VirginiaConstitutionalist]

Kinda funny how’s she completely ignoring the fact there are wildfires every year, and these are scattered all over southern California/northern Baja.

Then again, if there’s anyone knowledgable about the use of flammable liquids :)

[beckysueb]

We also have the Katrina Troofers and the Paul Wellstone Troofers. There’s even some JFK Assination Troofers. GWB did it. I’ve heard that from them. I’m series.

[VirginiaConstitutionalist]

After all these years of mocking that stupid “LOL” I see on message boards, I have to admit I literally LOLed when I saw that (Post #59 for everyone else.)

[FMBass]

“It just spooks me, I can’t explain to you how creepy this whole thing is that you know,.....It’s all so creepy.”

Hey Randi, don’t mean to make you do that Linda Blair head spin thing, but here’s one for ya.

There are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.

Coincidence?

[Charles Henrickson]

BLACKWATER
Tune: "Black Water"

Well, we set us a fire, she's already ragin'
Ol' Californy, she's burnin' with flame
Wildfires jumpin'
The hoses keep pumpin'
Blackwater keeps settin' 'em fast just the same

Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Yeah, keep on clearin' the site
Gonna take everything, San Diego
Gonna take everything in sight
And they said it was arson
But it depends how you're parsin' that word

If they complain, we don't care
Don't make no difference to us
Just see that mansion that's burned to the ground
Yeah, we'd like to get some pricy piece o' land
And build a training base
And Randi's buyin' everybody drinks all around

Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Old Blackwater, keep on burnin'
Californy fire, won't you keep on clearin' debris
Yeah, keep on clearin' the site
Gonna take everything, San Diego
Gonna take everything in sight
And they said it was arson
But it depends how you're parsin' that word

We'd like to get some pricy piece o' land
San Diego, come and watch us buy the land
Buy the land, watch us buy the land, San Diego
All your land to Blackwater are belong
We want a training base, a training base
All your training base to us belong
Buy the land, watch us buy the land, San Diego
All your land to Blackwater are belong
We want a training base, a training base
All your training base to us belong . . .

[mad_as_he$$]

i am still chuckling. Two words for you.

DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!!!!:-)

[ashtanga]

I was looking through a novel of mine, and on a blank front page I noticed these words, written in pen, “ya know,” “ya know,” “ya know.” These two words formed two columns, and it was written in my hand. I had no idea what it meant. Then I remembered. I was listening to a Hillary interview, trying to keep count of the “ya know”s. I lost track. Maybe I’ll do the same with Randi, but I’ll try to count the “freakin”s.

[Charles Henrickson]

HOW DO YOU START A FIRE WITH BLACKWATER?
Tune: "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"

How do you start a fire with Blackwater?
How do you clear a crowded part of town?
How do you find the means used by Blackwater?
A pour of the gas,
A light of the match,
Kapow!

Many a mile you know you'd like to purchase,
Many a mile--you want room to expand.
But how do you make them move,
So prices will then improve?
How do you bring the price down on the land?
Oh, how do you start a fire with Blackwater?
How do you keep the moonbats from your plan?

[antivenom]

Just “reading” her damn “you knows” was iritatining I don’t think I want to hear them...YIKES - you know...snicker

[antivenom]

Isn’t the third pic Nancy Grace?