[kittycatonline.com]

How is it that if a environmentalist-minded scientist comes up with an idea to dump crud in the skies, it's hearlded as wisdom, but if we so much as belch, it's contributing to global warming? Didn't the fathers of these same scientists warn us of a coming ice age? So now we should let these guys take a crack at permanently wrecking the planet? I think not.

Here, I'll put on my own mad scientist hat, here's my cure to global warming:

A Cure To Global Warming

Place all the nuclear weapons on the planet at a central location near the equator. I'll let the politicians squabble on the specific location. When the Earth's rotation is such that the weapons are in direct alignment with the sun, detonate them. The tremendous force will push Earth out of it's current orbit, resulting in a new orbit further from the sun. Hopefully the location isn't too far away. If it's a bit too far away we can always toss out the Kyoto protocol and rewarm the atmosphere enough the good old-fashioned way.

[2CAVTrooper]

“Here, I’ll put on my own mad scientist hat, here’s my cure to global warming:

A Cure To Global Warming

Place all the nuclear weapons on the planet at a central location near the equator. I’ll let the politicians squabble on the specific location. When the Earth’s rotation is such that the weapons are in direct alignment with the sun, detonate them. The tremendous force will push Earth out of it’s current orbit, resulting in a new orbit further from the sun. Hopefully the location isn’t too far away. If it’s a bit too far away we can always toss out the Kyoto protocol and rewarm the atmosphere enough the good old-fashioned way.”

I’ve got an even better idea.....Let’s just shut all the liberals up. Not only does it end the global warming, but it will give us peace and quiet since we wouldn’t hear their screeching.