[theFIRMbss]

"Clark, why do you keep that icky girl around here?! I have the cool Porsche!"

[AHerald]

"Clark, why do you keep that icky girl around here?! I have the cool Porsche!"

I've never seen Smallville--are you saying that the show portrays Lex Luthor as being a homosexual?

[higgmeister]

What is that an allusion to?

It is to obscure for me.

[higgmeister]

Wait! A bald guy and a person named Clark. It must be about Superman. I'm guessing the girl is Lana Lang. Therefore, those three must be actors on the TV Show Smallville.

See, I still have the gift of reason.

I feel that I am additionally blessed with never having seen the show.